I am an artist and this is a statement. I make fun art. I do everything. I don’t have specific materials because I do everything. I do everything because everything has already been done. So, I’d like to do it again. Cause it is fun. Also, serious art is boring and I would like to kill her. It is also extremely anti sanguine that all these antediluvian individuals occur to manufacture such consequential art.
Now tell me that you don’t like the way I wrote my first phrases after reading that.
This is not a script for a stand up show, it is an artist statement and I would like to keep it that way.
I’ve got 85 words to go until I’m in the right artist statement word span so to be fair I could just continue writing reeeeeeeaallyyy long and diFfiCuLT words however I’m just going to stop right about here cause we don’t have to do everything accurate to make art (oops threw another statement right here).